Unapologetically Unfiltered Hoodie (High Five)

$35.00 USD

~~$45.00 USD~~ $35.00 USD

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Material: Crafted from 100% pure, unadulterated cotton. Just like your humor, it's all natural.
Design: This isn't your grandma's sweater. Bold, brash, and guaranteed to turn heads or offend your in-laws.
Comfort: As soft as your least favorite person's ego. Perfect for those moments when you need to express yourself without the filter of politeness.
Wear It When: You're ready to dive into social gatherings with the subtlety of a sledgehammer or just chilling at home where the only thing that might get hurt are feelings.
Warning: May cause laughter, gasps, or a sudden urge to cancel plans. Wear at your own risk.
Fit: Comes in sizes that say "I'm not sorry" to everyone from the polite to the politically correct.
Care Instructions: Machine wash cold, but handle with care; this hoodie might contain traces of truth.
Note: While designed to provoke, it's also made to provoke a smile. Remember, humor is subjective. If you're easily offended, this might not be the hoodie for you. But if you're here for a good chuckle and to make a statement, you've found your wardrobe's new best friend.